Hotting up over there, looks like Kermits shagged her before 
She's dink....and she's seen his dinkle.
Shame she hasn't time for me between being a doctor and going to Iraq/Afganistan ......but that's a different story.
Well, thats your plan for a game of "Doctors and Nurses" out of the window.
Recursing to a previous point. It's my firm belief that women in airsoft, generally, are pretty damn ugly - AND if they dress up as Lara Croft they tend to be even uglier.
OS - i've shagged plenty of ugly women. Its virtually impossible not to shag an ugly lass when your pissed in Reading. As long as its female, only has two legs, and has a pulse - then i'm not too choosy if ive had a night on the beer 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Shame she hasn't time for me between being a doctor and going to Iraq/Afganistan ......but that's a different story.
Well, thats your plan for a game of "Doctors and Nurses" out of the window.
Yeah, I was going to invite Gadge around to assist.
Look, I've obsessed over this woman for months and it ain't happening. I am moving on, but I see her every week at dance classes. *sigh*
Am I mad or is she pretty??
Lisa who i used airsoft with is pretty fit...
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Thank god. It'd be a right bitch if all us blokes liked the same thing, and chased the same women 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Shame she hasn't time for me between being a doctor and going to Iraq/Afganistan ......but that's a different story.
Well, thats your plan for a game of "Doctors and Nurses" out of the window.
Yeah, I was going to invite Gadge around to assist.
Look, I've obsessed over this woman for months and it ain't happening. I am moving on, but I see her every week at dance classes. *sigh*
Am I mad or is she pretty??
She is the twin of my mates wife , who is completely bats , and has the pills and scars ot prove it. Nice lass though , and I reckon she's obviously game for it as she's chosen to stand in front of a sign procliming no floppy cocks .
Guys, there are some pretty women who airsoft... I've seen several, they're usually at events with their boyfriends though...
Of course being happily married I don't pay any attention to them at all anyway!
OS - i've shagged plenty of ugly women. Its virtually impossible not to shag an ugly lass when your pissed in Reading. As long as its female, only has two legs, and has a pulse - then i'm not too choosy if ive had a night on the beer
Well obviously being married for several decades means I've never had any shags on the side . However I've found that the mongers are generally more up for it , especially if they are thinking the same about me . My real weakness is for seriously intelligent women, they can be reasoned into shaggin 
Shame she hasn't time for me between being a doctor and going to Iraq/Afganistan ......but that's a different story.
Well, thats your plan for a game of "Doctors and Nurses" out of the window.
Yeah, I was going to invite Gadge around to assist.
Look, I've obsessed over this woman for months and it ain't happening. I am moving on, but I see her every week at dance classes. *sigh*
Am I mad or is she pretty??
She is the twin of my mates wife , who is completely bats , and has the pills and scars to prove it. Nice lass though , and I reckon she's obviously game for it as she's chosen to stand in front of a sign procliming no floppy cocks .
She's far too sensible for her own good, that's the problem.
**God I love skinny girls**
GO FOR IT LAD !!!
Looks nice enough to me Steve.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
I KNOW!!
She's not interested unfortunately. We had a brief thing over Christmas then she called it off. We've been seeing each other socially since, actually she even came to mine for food on a couple of occasions before dances.
However, I can't go on chasing and really need to get over it, so that's it really. She's far too guarded for me, I need a girl who gives me emotion!
Yeah i knw that one, it was two months beofre sammy woudl actually accpet we were 'seeing' each other let alone be allowed to be called the girlfriend.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Mmm, just a we were getting close she called it off.
Mmm, just a we were getting close she called it off.
.........and I thought it was us blokes who were "frightened of commitment"
She's committed, just to other things.
When you're a doctor and a Major in the TA medical corps with an Iraq tour behind you and an Afganistan one on the cards for next year it doesn't leave much time for anything else I guess.
*sigh*
Can I be cheeky and ask how old you are Steve ?
Trente. Pourquoi?
